Sunday, July 16, 2017

SOMEONE TO BLAME




all we need is someone to blame.
with someone to blame,
we might, then, survive ourselves. 

there are no guarantees.
we need know that right up front.
save a chicken. eat a duck. quack, quack!


scandals: oh, how we love our nasty little scandals.
more scandalous the scandal, the more we love it.
but that's just our human nature, isn't it?
we cannot wait for next juicy scandal.

then our name suddenly appears
in one of those nasty, juicy scandals,
and we nearly go berserk wondering:
just how the hell did that happen?


someone said the world is promiscuous.
am not one to argue for or against this.
quite frankly, could give a flying crap
whether world is promiscuous or not.

actually sleep through most of the crap
world so graciously flings our way.
and that I cannot escape, easily wipes away.









Friday, June 30, 2017

POWER






William Shakespeare was born and died on 
the  same day; April 23. 





The top of the Empire State Building
was originally built as a place to anchor blimps. 


There are more fake than real flamingos. 


One acre of peanuts will make about about
30,000 peanut butter sandwiches. 



seems quite foolish burning our bridges behind us.
 might possibly need those bridges in our retreat.
especially a hasty arranged retreat. 
one should always remain quick of feet. #


Saturday, June 17, 2017

A HAPPY PLACE


The world's biggest pyramid is not
in Egypt, but in Mexico. 











Dolphins can jump up to 20 feet in the air. 





Friday, June 9, 2017

NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES



Atheism does not exist outside the mythical world. rbh 


Kickball is referred to as "soccer-baseball"
in some parts of Canada. 




A crocodile cannot move its tongue. 



The first penny had the motto
"Mind your own business." 


The first sailing boats were built in Egypt. 



Tuesday, May 30, 2017

SENIOR YEARS




think I'll rule the world tomorrow.
no, wait, she's getting her hair done tomorrow.
well, the next day, then I'll rule the world. rbh 



There is a ranch in Texas that is bigger
than the entire state of Rhode Island. 


life  is one immense cliche, 
and very little more;
except for a few hapless metaphors. rbh 


The Hummingbird is t he only bird
that can fly backwards.





difference between death and dying
is a quiet whispering wind.  rbh