Friday, July 22, 2011

YELLOW BASKET

A tisket, a tasket,
she carries his head
in a bright yellow basket.

The rest of him
remains in the casket.

Ghoulish, they say.
all she'll say,
I like him better this way.

She just hums a tune
as she goes on her way.

Tonight, she'll take
his head out and play.

don't believe a word I say!








Wednesday, July 20, 2011

THE COAST IS CLEAR

The coast is clear!

Not a wife in sight!

Break out the bottle.

Turn down the light.

Come on boys,

it's Saturday night!



I call this one blue.
what else would I call it?
is it not blue?

how do you do?










Sunday, July 17, 2011

DANG IT!

Dang it, I'm gonna hang it
on the wall in the hall,

so she can smack it
each time she walks by it.









just trying to pronounce 
names on some medications,
like speaking foreign language.
for example:
hydrochlorothiazide.