Tuesday, February 21, 2012


I've always been a cynic by nature.
Naturally, nature doesn't give a shit
one way or another,
as long as I don't shit in the woods.
Probably why I've developed
such hard bark around my core.

I'm also deceptive by nature,
which naturally makes me
a misdemeanor
by natural law of averages.

This brings up a very fine line
between divide and conquer,
and who takes out the trash,
and why bears
have such a intense sense of smell,

especially when people
shit in their woods.
that's why the bears come down
from the woods
and scatter our garbage
all over our yards.

Bet you didn't know that!

ain't nothing gonna be beautiful
like this photo suggests 
best we lay our head down
give ourselves a rest

now ya'll listen to me
this ain't no goddamned test
best we cover our heads
give it up cause we the best 

Saturday, February 18, 2012


I'm saving myself for a woman
who will shine my shoes
and pick me up
 when I'm feeling blue

can't miss what we never had
some think that's just sad
most just thankful glad 
and that ain't all bad
but, still, she's still mad

Friday, February 17, 2012



snake steak, they say
is just like chicken
but I don't say
coz there ain't no way
I'll be eating snake

shake and baked snake

photo above demonstrates reckless abandonment 
do not question what need not be questioned
except the facts what stagger beneath our feet


Thursday, February 16, 2012


it's so nice out
I think I'll leave it out
and wait and see
what the neighbors
have to say about it

and if they like it
I'll leave out
all day on display

I'll bring it in tonight
so she can play with it.

don't think the neighbors
give a shit about it

I can be such an idiot some days
some days I take a bath, shave
and transform into
half decent moron 
and actually smell
like I belong

when we kill beauty
we become the darkness
that surrounds us