Monday, July 23, 2012

THREE NAKED LADIES

rub-a-dub-dub
three naked ladies
in an over turned tub.

I thought about using
three naked men,
but three naked ladies
is much more exciting,
don't you agree?

unchain me!
set me free!
and please hurry,
I gotta pee!

to put spice in my life
I kiss
the neighbor's wife

but my neighbor
sliced it off
with his kitchen knife

now I gotta tell the wife



everybody is trying to get to the bottom of everything
bottoms up, everybody
well, yes, this makes a great deal of good-sense 


"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

Erica Jong 


Yes, the pen may be mightier than a sword,
but a good fart will clear the room.

did you bring a broom?

















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