Monday, January 23, 2012

SELECTION




pleased with her selection
she kept the one
with the biggest erection

I didn't make the top ten






Sunday, January 22, 2012

NO MAGIC

there's no magic
in sitting around
looking stupid,
but I do it so gracefully
I'm often asked
out to parties
to sit around
looking stupid,
and make the other
contestants
look so much better.

every party
is a contest, after all;
prancing and dancing
to the oldies.

"my, you're looking
especially
scrumptious tonight."

"whose that stupid
guy sitting
in the corner?"

"oh, that guy.
he's one of those
party booster,
sent over
by the salvation army
to make the rest of us
look so much better.
He needs
to be back by midnight."

he'll need a ride.











SLANG SLINGERS




a gang of slang slingers
a gallon of rotgut wine
and a half dozen gunslingers
all in good time

at least the damn thing rhymes!

Please, get back in line
this is my time









Saturday, January 21, 2012

TOMORROW AND BEYOND

night rushes in at an alarming rate;
shattering the peace day lent.
nightmares not far behind;
shattering any chance
of a peaceful sleep.

another night counting stars.
of reaching deep inside myself
for some satisfaction.

for anything that looks solid
enough to hold me up.

to keep me from falling
completely out of reach
of tomorrow and beyond.







Thursday, January 19, 2012

ABOUT HER DAYS




she visits my grave
to tell me about her days,
but she says nothing
about her nights.
but that's alright.
don't want us to fight.







Wednesday, January 18, 2012

WINKETS AND TRINKETS




winkets and trinkets
it's all the same
at 3 in the morning
while sitting on the john,
grunting desperately
for a glorious deposit
and a brighter future
come sunrise.






WHAT'S HAPPENING

what's happening
has always been happening,
and will keep right on happening
because Armageddon
makes it happen.

a simple fact
that will no be denied;
its Armageddon's ride.

A friend just called
to say Armageddon
caught the L train
heading our way.

We should make some coffee.
maybe a cake.
does Armageddon like cake?
maybe a pie,
but what kind of pie?




we could try and run
but Armageddon
won't be denied
its Armageddon's  ride






Sunday, January 8, 2012

GRAVY TRAIN

I went to pee,
and when I got back
she had changed her name.

our dog left town
on the gravy train.

she wants to know
if its too much to ask
to have a brain

I tell her its about 
dogs and gravy trains


what possess humans to do this?
for every serial killer caught,
several more never get caught. 






















Saturday, January 7, 2012

RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS

there are those religious zealots
using the name of God
to create Armageddon
allegiance of madmen
in love with fire
apocalyptic ring of fire
roasted souls







Friday, January 6, 2012

SPOILED BRATS

spoiled brats
born with silver spoons
up their asses

grotesque jesters
expecting us lessers
to kiss their asses


































Thursday, January 5, 2012

KEEP IT SIMPLE

keep it simple
keep it quick
you ain't be hittin' me
with no big ugly stick

I shovel my own shit
and kill my own poems
and drink form my own
cup of madness










Wednesday, January 4, 2012

CONSTITUTIONAL BULLSHIT

constitutional bullshit
enthusiastic chemical castration
refractions of black light
upon a penis flavored
with orange gun drops
a mouth full of delight
of course its all bullshit
front to back
and side to side
























I WILL ADMIT

although
I will admit
I do prefer
toothless
blow jobs
I do not object
to teeth
as long as the teeth
are clean.

Go ahead and scream.
You'll feel better.