Tuesday, April 24, 2012

DROP A LOAD


drop a load
kiss a toad
hide my hat
where the wind don't blow
write my name
in the after glow

yes, i know
this poem blows
but it's free
glory bee

there are some who think
I'm a worthy cause.

please, no applause


"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end."

Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)





Thursday, April 19, 2012

BUKOWSKI SAID IT BEST

Bukowski said it best
when Bukowski said:

"sometime you just have to pee in the sink"



THINKING BUKOWSKI

probably the worst influence
anyone could have.
yet, at the same time,
a rare sort of genius emerges
from within his pickled brain
that many writers envy.

not saying all writers need
alcohol soaked brains to write
insanely. some of us come 
by our insanity naturally
without chemical aides.

born into it, you may so, or not.
it stand to reason
there never will be
the likes of Bukowski
coming down the pike
anytime soon, anyway.

but we are fortunate to have
his genius to drive the sane
insane, and the insane sane.
least we pickle our own brains
and lie naked in the rain.



No, I've never peed in the sink. 
its on my list of things to do,
but not on my top ten list.



Tuesday, April 17, 2012

SEXUALLY DEPRIVED TURKEY


a sexually deprived turkey
will hump anything.

anything that comes its way.
even a bale of hay.

run, if it comes your way.


Saturday, April 14, 2012

OLD PHOTOS




IT WAS A GLORIOUS FART

it was a glorious fart!
yes, sirree!
I'm proud to stand here
in front of ya' all,
and tell ya' all
that was my fart!
I'm proud as hell of that fart!
yes, sirree!
it took the paint right off the wall.
curled the rug in the hall.
killed the cat, dead!
wife ran off to her mama.
think it was the dead cat.
but I'm here to tell ya,
that was one hell of a fart!
farts like that don't
come around every day!
no, sirree!
but a fart, like that,
is meant to be shared!
Oh, glory be!
I'm so proud!














Monday, April 9, 2012

Sunday, April 8, 2012

I'VE SEEN CRAZY

I've seen crazy,
and I've seen lazy,
and I've seen a lady
shoot her husband
for being crazy or lazy;
I don't remember which.

but it gave me this itch
to cook up some beef gravy
cause I was feeling
extra special hazy. 




Monday, April 2, 2012

DADDY NEEDS A HUG





daddy needs a hug


"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."

Anais Nin (1903-1977)











Sunday, April 1, 2012

WAKING TO THE SOUND



"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."

George Washington Carver (1864-1943)