It's time to go to sweep.
Why do we press harder on our TV remote control when we
know the batteries are flat/
A father spent time explaining to his little girl that Roger was her
half-brother. When Roger came for a visit, the girl stared at him
long and hard and finally whispered, "where's the other half?"
A little help at the right time is better than a lot of help at the
Always carry a bowl, in case it rains soup.
Teacher: "if you hold nine oranges in one hand and ten lemons
in the other, what do you have?" Jimmy: "really big hands!"
Why did the duck cross the road? Because the chickens retired
and moved to Florida.
When Shakespeare moved to his new hone, he named it "New Home"
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars