Saturday, June 29, 2013

MUD, LAKES AND STUFF

Minnesota has 99 lakes named mud lake

Al Capone's older brother Vince was a policeman in Nebraska

Adolph Hitler had his own private 15 car train named Amerika

The most used expression of any language is "OK" 


It's isn't a "big band" unless it has 14 different instruments

None of the characters in Shakespeare's plays smoke

If you refrigerate your rubber bands, they last longer
(how about condoms?) 

A gozzard is a person who owns geese

3 comments:

  1. heh heh heh.....my son will hace a fright the next time he opens the fridge!!

    ....and my husband was a 'gozzard in his younger days!!

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    1. Oh, wait, Helena, you're not going to do what I think you're going to do, are you? Ooooooh!!!

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  2. Thank you, Helena. Cold condoms!!! Oh, what a thrill...

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