Sunday, June 23, 2013

PIG SAID NO

the pig said no
so all we could do
is eat beef
for a couple of days
or so
until the pig
finally
falls asleep
and 
finally
pork chops

I've never dropped a load I didn't like


On average, there are 333 squares of toilet paper on each roll


Being unmarried can shorten a man's life by ten years

(then why do men usually die before their wives?)

Clio, the muse of history, is as thoroughly infected with lies as a street whore with syphilis.

Schopenhauer 

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