Saturday, March 16, 2013

40 YEARS FREE

I don't drink
I don't smoke

not anymore
not for 40 years

40 years this year
and it's great!

free from the shit!
and it is shit!

no other way
to explain it

and I'm free
been free
40 sweet years!

these flowers are for me
ya, their plastic
but what the heck
so am I 



yes, some of us 
are bastards
and some of us
sleep naked
and our cats
lick us clean.

so what?



Monday, March 11, 2013

ARMAGEDDON

playing around with words,
looking for something to write,
i think of Armageddon.
okay, so i spell Armageddon
backwards, and:

noddegamra
now I think:
hey, one step further:
Don Degamra

to be on safe side,
not to step on anyone's toes,
I google Don Degamra,
lo and behold,
there is a Don Degamra!

put a stamp on me and mail me home!!



I think about it
then i think
why the hell not.

not that i have
much of a chance, coz
thinking always
leaves me  doubt
of my own expectations.
and i always
end up doing without. 





Saturday, March 9, 2013

TESTING

the only testing
i take nowadays
is when the doctor
shoves that silly
contraption 
up my ass to test 
my shit for dust
and stalactites



Thursday, March 7, 2013

WE ALL HAVE GHOSTS

we all have ghosts
mind hide
in the closet

sometimes
under the bed

when we do it
they stand
at the end of the bed
and giggle

sometimes
i feel a cold
hand
on my butt

bastards!
think their funny!



And I fear, I fear, my Master dear!

We shall have a deadly storm.

Ballad of Sir Patrick Spence 


Sunday, March 3, 2013

NUTS

picture a squirrel 
up in a tree
dropping nuts
down below
on a dog

when i think about
nuts
i think about my
nuts
and how i screamed
when she bit.....

but, enough about me

the dog growls
and the squirrel chatters
merrily 
and hits the dog
with another nut

just lick it up
its just protein 

think 25 to life
but please
whatever you do do
don't think about me

I'll sue you
maybe not







Friday, March 1, 2013

GUY IN THE MIRROR

that guy there, in the mirror
one heck of an ugly guy

we may share 
the same name
the same wife

but I'll be damned 
if I let him
wear my underwear

and he will never
drive my car, or ride
the neighbor's wife

that's my job