Wednesday, January 1, 2014

ALL THE MONKEYS

all the monkeys
are not in politics.
some are actually
in the zoo.

and the apes
are not in politics.
not at all.
they're much too smart.

but they're watching.
and they're learning.
and they're waiting.
and soon.......

they'll escape to planet Ape,
and raise humans to punish. 


Poetry is just the evidence of life.
If your life is burning well,
poetry is just the ash.

Leonard Cohen


a million suckers sucked
every millionth
second Monday of every
third month of
every other leap year.
not counting heap year.

will we ever
run out of suckers to suck?
lucky suckers to suck?
will you suck my sucker?
I'll suck your sucker.

with lips like mine,
i could suck from 9 to 5,
and still pucker up
come night time.


I prefer a tub of butter
much more so than
a tub of lard.
but that's just me.

soaking in a tub of butter
does great things
for my complexion
and my butt puckers up
so delightfully.

lard doesn't do a thing
for butt puckering,
or wrinkled skin.

win with butter.
lose with lard.

I know. that's what I thought
when I wrote this.


Poetry is a deal of joy and pain and wonder,
with a dash of the dictionary.

Kahlil Gibran

building in this photo was destroyed
by Oct 4, 2013 blizzard
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this year, Santa had better be
very, very generous,
if he knows what's good for him!

it's now New Years and 
that SOB never showed!

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