Tuesday, December 30, 2014

GUMMIES


reality shits on me
then has the audacity
to stand there and laugh 
while I fight humility 



















Sunday, December 14, 2014

CLUTCH

wife's new clutch
please don't tell her
that I touched
her new clutch
GOOGLE

no, I'm not an idealist.
can you tell?


by the way:
my autopsy was a success.
they found my keys.
she was very pleased.














Monday, December 8, 2014

ALRIGHT THEN

wild turkeys searching our yard for a meal.
one stands watch while others feed.



dog will either bit, or not bit.
no sense waiting around
just to find out which, is there?