I like Maggie. I do. She as a brain, such a brain,
capable of driving sane insane, and back
without stepping on any one's toes.
That's very important in today's funkiness,
and sandwiches made from old shoes
and purple headed fools.
hint, hint! Christmas!
don't forget me like you did last year!
don't do it! I'm warning you!
I will be watching you,
and so will Santa, so.....